Alasdair
"Unraveled" by Glossy Finish Pictures - Reviewed on October 26th, 2009

angry mummy is hilarious. maybe hes so cranky because hes been in a pyramid for 2000 years?? in the last scene you can see the actors red shirt under the tp. good solid entry i voted for it!! the only technical issue is that the shot of the bandages caught in the car door should have been flipped horizontally to match up with the direction the mummy was running

alvirnexc
Replied on October 26th, 2009

hey thanks! that red shirt taught me a lesson: always have your actors come to the shoot naked.

Alasdair
"The VAIDS" by Sometimes Funny - Reviewed on October 26th, 2009

the concept of vampires getting AIDS is funny! I was originally gonna do something with it but I think it's a bit too obvious. you gotta be careful about whose blood you suck these days!! nonetheless i think the presentation was very good, i really enjoyed the dark dingy feel. the corpse in the waiting room was hilarious.

Alasdair
"Period" by Synaptic TV - Reviewed on October 26th, 2009

that is the hottest fucking thing i've ever seen. vaginas are scary though!!!

Alasdair
"C.A.S.H.E.W. TV Spot" by Procoverage Studio - Reviewed on October 26th, 2009

really think you could have done more with this than just one shot of a guy talking and the concept wasn't that funny to begin with. i assume the overlay graphics were deliberately cheesy? also nobody except wingnuts give a shit about who ACORN is!!

Bryan Fox
Replied on October 26th, 2009

If you read the other posts, you'd see that yes, the lame graphics were intentional to imitate sleazy daytime TV ads. This movie was absolutely made for the maniacs on both sides of the aisle. Thank you for realizing that.

Alasdair
"Interview With Gaypire" by The Cove Shorts - Reviewed on October 26th, 2009

hahaha vampires these days are a lot less badass than the victorian ones. they all have feelings and shit. pretty gay. props on not doing over the top twilight references, i was expecting some to roll my eyes at but they didn't come!! I laughed

TheCoveShorts
Replied on October 26th, 2009

we couldnt single twilight out when every new vampire thing to come out is about vampires in love and their feelings... But we had to say something about how much the vampire image has changed (in a less scary way).

Alasdair
"Carl's Pumkin Booth" by F.A.S.T.films - Reviewed on October 26th, 2009

whoops i posted my review as a reply instead of a review so I'm repostin so you know you got a review!!!

Alasdair
"Urggguuughhhhh!" by Dont Ask - Reviewed on October 26th, 2009

oh danielle-san you poop so much!!! next entry you need to work that in again so you have a hat trick of pooping in film fights!!!

i thought about doing this but thought that it would be pretty bland, but I'm pretty sure you pulled it off!! how casual you were about borrowing TP from a mummy was pretty good and I loved how grumpy but accepting the mummy was.

Justin
Replied on October 26th, 2009

hahahahah

Alasdair
"Retuuuurn" by GiveMeBackMySon - Reviewed on October 26th, 2009

I loved the voices but before I read the other reviews I bet everybody else got pissed off

I HATE it when people do this at red box

Alasdair
"Monster Mishaps" by arrowheadss - Reviewed on October 26th, 2009

too obvious dude we've all seen thriller

fruityflutefilms
Replied on October 27th, 2009

i guess

Alasdair
"Kyle Has A Secret" by Clarity Prevails Productions - Reviewed on October 29th, 2009

sup miss rose I didn't know I hadn't reviewed this I thought I had!!! the vampyre voice and music is very fitting, I love wacky cliche vampyre accents.

does anybody eat garlic powder straight? I think it would have been a bit more show and less tell if that was incorporated in better...like all his friends having a good time together laughing and eating garlic bread or something.

aren't anti depressant commercials supposed to be uplifting at the end? like you could have gone into colour and shown the benefits of taking the drug!

is abilify a play on words because if so I don't get it at all =(

digging the vampyre makeup!

the timing in this was pretty good, it doesn't feel rushed and fits the 30 seconds very nicely

good solid entry

James
Replied on October 29th, 2009

I think what this was really missing was an effect where he doesn't appear in the mirror that he's looking into. That would have really sold the Vampire aspect