I can see why justin put you in the light weights. thanks for making me more stupid for watching this film.
this was long, and pretty poorly edited. work on your editing. short, consice scenes are the best way to do it. this was just you guys talking. never film with a winow in the backround- c\'mon thats intro to film 101 right there. keep trying to improve!! sorry but....
Grade: F
If you could not tell in about 30 seconds, this film was meant to be terrible. The entire film was improve, and the only part that was staged was the adrew porn. Do you know why it was so bad? Because it ACTUALLY represented EXACTLY what we are like. Too bad that a lot of our guys were gone though.
I try to be open minded with these productions. The point never is whether or not I like them, but if, from an objective standpoint, I feel the producers of the film were being creative and faithful to their art. This was not that in any way. Sorry, kids, but you aren\'t shocking, you aren\'t \"offensive\", and if you are trying to capture the feel of \"Jackass\", not only was it a bad idea to begin with, but you failed miserably to boot. At the end of the day, you come across as little more than naughty children yelling “butt boogers” for your friends to laugh at while the rest of us just collectively shake our heads and roll our eyes at you. You claim that this is how you really “are” and for that, I pity you. If this is how you “really are”, that is pretty pathetic.
This was my first film EVER. What’s your excuse?
This one was kind of dull. Lacking in good audio, good shots, good acting, or a good story. Keep working though and really develop that stuff more.
Sound -- focus on it. Lights -- gotta focus on that too. The bottom line for this is that I\'m sure you guys had fun. It looks like a fun group. Think about script/editing, too. The shots would have been more interesting with more movement and some music in the background, too. I realize this is one of your first times out, so don\'t take the criticism personally. Just use it to get better. You went from behind the filmgroup to plastering some poor kid with paintball stuff. You could have cut this movie by half easily. Keep coming out, guys. Use the feedback and get better!
Defantly a LW. Dude... that kid has a mullet?? Woah...
This looks like a horribly mastered home video.
You guys needed some boobies in this one... not some guy masterbating...
Horrible quality+ bad commentary= LW
This one went on a little too long for my taste. Your audio was strange, like it was muffled or something. Might look to get a different microphone for your camera, even an external attached mike will do a good job if you can\'t spend the $$$ to get a boom mic.
you guys... should really grow up, I am not sure why justin let this on FF at all...
Actually, samuraipirate was wrong in some respects.
1. This isn\'t really how we act, he was telling me and tyler what to do. We didn\'t really do improv, he just told us what was supposed to happen, and we made up the lines, so its semi-improv..i guess.
2. I have to agree, cory does have crappy editing skills, and needs to get a new camera.
3. I had no idea this was \"supposed\" to be a terrible film. Although, with what he was making me do, I should have seen it coming,
4. I don\'t really act like that, I have the habbit of shouting something along the lines of PENIS!, as you can see in the Spare Parts Movie, but i never take it to the lows of whats in this film. There\'s more sexual refrences in there than i make in a week.
OMG, is that kids mullet real??? oh noez! another jacking off joke!!! i liked the idea you had going here, with the interviews, but they need to SPEAK UP! the interviewer was a lot louder, so there was no comfortable volume level. you had some funny stuff in here, but it a lot could have been cut. my last peice of advice LIGHTING!!! please.
nice pic of KJL andrew :)
Well, where should I start? I\'m not going to comment on your film production, because ours had major technical difficulties.
But the thing that angered me was the use of a paintball gun on someone who didn\'t have any protective gear. Not only was this childish and stupid, but also, you give actual, good, responsible, smart paintball players a bad name. Paintball should be respected, not trashed by stupid, irresponsible moves. \"Oh, look, I have a high-powered rifle, and I\'m able to shoot the side of a three-story barn.\" Shame on you for that.
Couldn\'t see anything during the second interview, too dark. It looks like you had alot of fun making this and that makes it cool. Wow....is that a real mullet? The paintball scene was HILARIOUS. You guys are dicks to your friends.....I love it. Probably the best lightweight.
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