The Expendables
Genre: AnyRules: You know that AMAZING ACTION movie coming out? Called "The Expendables"? We want your take on the TITLE of the movie; what else or who else is expendable? No action allowed.
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There are 17 reviews of this film, have you added yours yet?
Ahahahah, holy cow this is amazing. Jeremy you are awesome at singing, hahah. Wow, the green screening is amazing. I love that you have a green tie. Damn why did I already use my vote??!?!? This is outright ridicmazing.
Damn Jeremy you can boogie down.
Okay, this song is a little long, but I like --- "do the film fights and get shitttyyy" cuz that's pretty rad. I can get shitty to this for a while! I had no idea you were cooking up something so amazing. Good work!!!!! You rock!!
Haha, that's pretty amazing guys. Umm... the sound was pretty good, although I'm not sure the I like the video quality in this medium. The dance break was awesome.
I love that my movie was all about how FF movies end up being dick and fart jokes and you just embrace it. LOVE IT!
OK, for starters, the video quality of this SUCK! I don't know what I did wrong, but obviously I need some lessons in compression. We REALLY needed to use a tripod. I had to make all the green screen parts, and it wound up really shitty. Even though 2 in is a really short song, I think I could..should have made it shorter. I love Derek's parts. He totally captured the awkwardness I was going for. Again, I am so disappointed with the quality. It took way too long to edit, but I am glad we finally made a film fights movie, again.
So, the big issue with the quality is that there's just sooooo much detail going on in the background. It's like, if you film a video in the forest it'll look like crap because of all the details in the leaves / trees / etc fucks the compressor in the butt. I don't think our bitrate is particularly high either, which we can look into (I just don't want to end up with a killer bandwith bill since we're hosting them ourselves now)
It looked shitty even before I uploaded it. I rendered it like 5 different times, trying to get something decent, but I couldn't figure it out. Heather is going to come teach me Final Cut, sometime soon. Then I'll be set.
OK, just watched this again, sober. I guess it did get a little worse when it compressed. Probably like you said, cause of all the crazy lights and shit going on.
Also, compression is a bitch to figure out -- i know you are dealing with a less awesome camera... ( i hope you get yours back soon.) This was so frickin original, you guys did great -- glad to see one of the twins in another video. I am proud of you guys.
Lol, awesome song lines....Now that you lookin' good and you shakin yo tities, you gotta show that shit off...and dance in the city/
This film is seriously amazing. We watched it like 40 times while filming mine. It's hilarious. Easily one of my favorite Jeremy videos. I have it stuck in my head!
Yea I pretty much can't stop watching it either, omgzzz
All I have to say is Fuck Yeah! Haha this concept is hilarious! I love the slap you cock parts, it's so random.
Over all this is really well done, except for the compression quality, which is something that can be easily fixed. :-D Hells yeah! FAST, you guys never let film fights down
This video slays me. It's hilarious. The song is absolutely perfect. I've watched it like 20 times now. Derek does look so smart. I still am torn between this, Ed Flinch and Griffin's. I really love it. That old guy looks soo familiar. But, I can't think of where. Is he John Locke's dad from Lost? BOOBIES!
You are correct. The actor Kevin Tighe does play John Locke's dad in LOST, but that pic is from Road House. He plays a total creep (unintentionally) in that movie. It is an inside joke between me and Kyle. FAST films are always riddled with inside jokes.
Haha very silly to say the least. I enjoy the broad range of genres in this fight from "Why I'm Here" to this...lol hysterical. Good singing for real, the quality is pretty bad. Especially in certain parts the guys look like moving blurs. These are all problems that can come from green screening though.
Great vid guys!
This film put a smile on my face. Totally hysterical. I love how what you had to do to your dick slowly progressed into "jacking the bone" A++++
Wow Jeremy there's a song, disco lights, green screen, the whole nine yards! Is that city footage in the background Peoria perhaps? Inquiring minds want to know. I assume that some of the video quality relates to how you had to render it down to a smaller size before you uploaded it? I was hoping to potentially see some moonwalking! :) Good job!
Such language! What of the children? Definitely a fan of dancing, willies, and road house so great job. I like the bass riff. Twilight dude was random. Great choice of open chest foreign design printed shirts. Just two wild and crazy guys.
this is amazing!! your clever lyrics and pleasurable dance moves had me hypnotized! a little more picture quality would help, but other than that this video is the tits!
"Predatory Partner"
by Random Axe Entertainment
Genre: Any
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Predatory Partner
by Random Axe Entertainment
When a young man won't sell his shares to his partner, she finds another way to get it.
2,190 views16 reviews29 votes
Smack Talk!
"Woo Hoo! Thank you to all of you who voted for our film. We are really excited as well as surprised by the win. With all the obstacles we faced in this fight we feared it wouldn't be as greatly acceptedd as it turned out to be.
We are very happy that we were able to fight our way up, with your help, from Middleweights to this. We are looking forward to the coming fights and hope we can continue producing quality films for your entertainment. Thanks for the compitition and we hope you all keep bringing it.
Special Thank You's: Audra - for helping on such short notice. Everyone who said we needed to be bumped up a weight class. Jake- For overseeing the whole operation in Justin's absence.
"That's a Wrap".
Random Axe Entertainment "
RandomAxeMedford, OR
Due August 1
01:00 max
