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Film Fight #264

“Bagel Haiku”

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April 2015 Genre: Haiku Time Limit: 00:00:17

“Make a video haiku that has a bagel in it...A video haiku is a 3 shot film. 1st shot is 5 sec, next shot is 7 sec, final shot is 5 seconds. SEE EXAMPLES HERE: http://bit.ly/s34Fmc”

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Gluten Freedom

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Gluten Freedom

#1 Overall Rank

groups By Film Club

“Stuffed in that cupboard. Alone, forgotten, and stale. Time to be set Free.”

Votes 32

Views 17,369

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Smack Talk // Film Club

“Thank you to everyone who voted and left reviews. I highly appreciate all of you. They all said I was crazy to spend so much time rolling bagels but just look at me now! Also I'm just glad this website exists. ”

Western Justice

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Western Justice

#2

groups By One Trick Pony

“A desperate bandit is captured but clueless to the state of her partner. Will they reunite or is it the end of the line?”

Votes 27

Views 4,229

Gaze Into the Abyss

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Gaze Into the Abyss

#3

groups By Anti-Productive Productions

“"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." ~ Stephen Hawking”

Votes 19

Views 3,487

Running for a Bagel

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Running for a Bagel

#1

groups By RedFlag

“This poor guy just wants to get home as quick as he can to eat a wonderful bagel.”

Votes 0

Views 1,984

Bagel Haiku

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Bagel Haiku

#2

groups By Grief Team 6

“It's a haiku. In a video haiku. About a bagel. Done.”

Votes 0

Views 1,718

BAGELS

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BAGELS

#3

groups By Viking Production

“A short film made by some friends about bagels.”

Votes 0

Views 2,013

Bagel Land

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Bagel Land

#4

groups By bagels

“What happens in a world where bagels fall from the sky and move across the ground?”

Votes 0

Views 1,974

Bagel, Bagel. Bagel

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Bagel, Bagel. Bagel

#5

groups By Bagel Bagel Bagel

“Bagel”

Votes 0

Views 1,582

Everything Bagel

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Everything Bagel

#1

groups By Rule 10 Productions

“Never take a bagel from a stranger.”

Votes 20

Views 2,330

They probably won't

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They probably won't

#2

groups By Dream Team

“If you want a good laugh and have seventeen seconds on your hands, take a look at this super funny bagel haiku.”

Votes 13

Views 1,817

Time Capsule

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Time Capsule

#3

groups By TheJAGfilms

“Lasting forever Bagels taste really awesome Eat them with cream cheese.”

Votes 7

Views 1,888

The Maniacal Bagel Bandit

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The Maniacal Bagel Bandit

#4

groups By LeagueOfEliteTeens

“The most infamous bagel bandit in the world is on the loose!”

Votes 6

Views 1,987

Nutella Bagel

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Nutella Bagel

#5

groups By Dominick March Productions

“Everybody likes Nutella, its just a fact”

Votes 4

Views 1,876

Jack Finds A Bagel

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Jack Finds A Bagel

#6

groups By Team Drive By

“Jack Looking For A Bagel So He Can Enter Film Fights”

Votes 3

Views 1,986

There's no time!

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There's no time!

#7

groups By randomfilmproduction

“whose Bagel is it . . . . ?”

Votes 3

Views 1,732

Bagels Heal All

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Bagels Heal All

#8

groups By SHS Web Multimedia

“The young protagonist goes through internal struggles. His only salvation is the doughy goodness known to many as a bagel.”

Votes 3

Views 2,023

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